This is gonna be all out of order, but I spent an hour trying to share this and it all got wiped-out !!

It's fairly long, so there's gonna be a few posts in a row.

It was too good not to share, all of the errors and all... here it is :


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For this Memorial Day, I've prepared a special treat for my readers—a piece that will make the sun warmer, cheeseburgers tastier, and getting paid on a holiday that much better.
If some ungodly beast of a boss has required you to come in today, return the favor by using some company Internet to thoroughly "read" through this article (don't worry, it's SFW—safe for work): a personal homage to the sexiest ambassador mixed martial arts has to offer.
Are you prepared to take a leap of faith into this euphoric utopia that's been created? Trust me, the Mad Hatter of MMA, and take the plunge down this rabbit hole. It won't hurt a bit—a trust fall amongst men.
Hold that thought. Like, I have to twist your arm and sell the idea of looking at 10 gorgeous pictures of UFC ring girl sensation Arianny Celeste—click away! I won't be offended if you run down your mouse by clicking the orange arrows repeatedly, absorbing only a few words of narrative.
This is the greatest Memorial Day cookout on the Internet, grilling up 10 of the finest pictures I could muster up during my extensive "research." It's hard being so dedicated sometimes....
Have a good holiday, and enjoy!

10. Ai Ai Ai Caliente

In this hyper-anorexic world Hollywood portrays and promotes, it's refreshing to see a woman enjoy food, eloquently stuffing her face like nobody is watching.
For the two women braving through this article, don't be afraid to eat every meal like it was a piece of cheesecake. There are guys out there that prefer curves and women that don't eat like rabbits on dates.
The only thing that could make this pic sexier is if Arianny had some guacamole plastered on the corners of her mouth like a kid that just got kicked out of fat camp.
“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.”—Ivan Panin

9. A-homana-homana-homana!

I think I'm seeing stars or phosphenes, randomly firing cells in my brain causing unprovoked visuals in my retina.
Of course, it could be those "half-panties" with polka dots that are getting chewed up like a piece of bubble gum.
Ms. Celeste's sheepish grin says it all in this picture: "Oh shoots, clumsy me forgetting to put on a shirt."
That is one black diamond slope that any inexperienced skier would put their neck on the line to jump down.
“Love of beauty is Taste. The creation of beauty is Art.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson

8. God said,

This is a pristine full-body shot that would resurrect Michelangelo from his grave.
Had the Italian artist gotten a glance of this living artwork back in the 1500s, David's famous junk would have been chiseled down and breasts added—the transformation from man to woman completed with a set of heels.
Another historical alteration would have taken place at the Sistine Chapel. Its middle section would have been chipped away, replaced by God and Arianny touching fingers.
Who got to take this "casual" picture that appears to be at someone's house? Is she out on the balcony getting some fresh air after a busy day of house choirs, dusting away what film enthusiasts call the fourth wall?
Also, does that bikini top not have straps? I can only conclude that magic is keeping that top on. She's probably a victim of crappy craftsmanship, accidental I'm sure. I just hope she kept her receipt.
So many questions...
“Pretty is something you're born with. But beautiful, that's an equal opportunity adjective.”—Anonymous

7. You Can Do It, Put Your Back Into It

Urban scribe Bubba Sparxxx said it best: "I found you, Ms. New Booty." The booty is indeed rockin' everywhere in this picture.
When Mom told me to look for a girl with good posture, is that what she meant? Come to think of it, Dad must have blessed me with those words of wisdom.
Unfortunately for the common man, taking a girl like this to the beach would require a black belt in ass-kickin' and an array of weapons.
“We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.”—Khalil Gibran