All the years we spent watching Under Siege in our childhood has finally paid off. Sure, the only thing you remember in that film was the chick popping out of the cake, but throughout the film, Steven Seagal introduced his right foot to a potpourri of faces onboard a military naval vessel -- all while having the ability to whip-up the baddest omelet on the planet. Being a chef and a deadly martial arts practitioner that saves America from imminent doom is something that Steven Seagal does on a daily basis. In his free time, he's a sheriff in some Louisiana precinct that I simply can't think of at the moment -- and he apparently has set aside time to teach Anderson Silva one of the most pristine kicks that we've seen inside of the octagon. Check out this video of Ariel Helwani from MMAFighting interviewing the man, about the man.